I feel old...

Me: When I was a kid, I got a Nintendo for Christmas one year! (1988!)
Kate: Yes, and was it a Wii?

True dat

Kate: Girls can't pee on trees, because they have vaginas.

Beer + preschool = have to go home

Kate was packing two Smirnoff Ices into her preschool backpack.

Me: "Uh, what are you doing?"

Kate: "I have to bring some beer and I need one for my cubby and one in case I have to go home."

Not exactly....

Me: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Sam: "I do?"

TMI

Kate was quizzing Sam on body parts.

Kate: Sam, where is your penis?

Sam: My mouth?

It's a legitimate question

Me: Kate, I like your weiner dog pajamas.

Kate: But where are their weiners?

Context is not important

Kate: Now I'm probably going to put it in your butt.